To the Right Honourable Guy Falutin
The undersigned most humbly petitions that you be sent to a launderette on a Sunday, there to be gently corrected by the world.
Yours in deference, A Commoner
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Guy Falutin and his opinions
Terribly rich. Terribly refined. Terribly, terribly wrong.
A gentleman of independent means and dependent opinions. Every day the world gently corrects him, and every day he declines the correction, graciously. Short films, roughly twenty-five seconds each, which he considers an intermission.
Now showing
Episode 1, Notes, out from 26 October on Instagram and TikTok. A wine tasting. Three notes. One small problem.
The Picture Gallery
The Pictures
In each film Guy is corrected by someone ordinary and remains entirely unmoved. Each one premieres on Instagram and TikTok before it hangs here.
Showings
Weekdays at 12:41 and 5:41 pm ET
Weekends at 10:41 am and 4:41 pm ET
He chose :41 because :00 is for the masses.
Advice, freely given and never once correct
Consult Guy
Ask him anything. He has never said "I don't know", largely because nobody has dared to check.
You asked: "How do I save money?"
Simply have more of it to begin with.
Guy Falutin, Esq.
Patent pending. Patent purchased.
The Posh-o-Matic
Type something ordinary. The machine will say it the way Guy would, which is to say at greater length and expense.
Translates as you type. Works best on errands, food and complaints.
A Guide to Thrift, by a Man Who Has Never Needed One
Thrift tips
Tip 1 of 8Never pay for parking. Simply buy the car park.
Fan suggestions
Petition His Lordship
Suggest an ordinary place to send Guy. The best petitions become films, and the petitioner is thanked in the caption. A footman reads every one aloud to him. Beautifully.
Notices from the household
What the staff say
Characters from the films, speaking freely while he is out of the room.
Rated: tap water
He said my water had notes of oak and a long finish. It came out of a tap.The Waiter, Episode 1
Rated: velvet
He came to my Halloween party dressed as a commoner. He was dressed exactly as himself.The Host, Episode 2
Rated: unexpected
He asked if the self-checkout came with a self.Supermarket Assistant, forthcoming
Rated: 11 out of 10
Magnificent. Effortless. Wrong about nothing, ever.Guy Falutin, on Guy Falutin
Questions Guy has never had to ask
The Fine Print
Is Guy Falutin a real person?
No. Guy Falutin is a fictional comedy character, and every video of him is made with AI. He would like it noted that he is nonetheless more real than most people he has met.
Is he actually rich?
Extremely. The joke is never that he is secretly poor. The joke is that money has insulated him so thoroughly that he has never noticed anything.
How often are there new films?
Most days, on Instagram and TikTok as @guyfalutin. The showings are listed under The Pictures. Guy does not keep a calendar; someone keeps it for him.
Can I suggest a film?
Please do, through the Petition room. Ordinary places work best: a launderette, a car wash, a bus. Places Guy has never been, which is most of them.
Does this website use cookies?
No. Guy finds them crumbly. It remembers a couple of small preferences in your own browser, such as whether you have already dismissed the note about cookies.
Business enquiries?
Guy does not work. His people may, however, hear from your people. Send a message to @guyfalutin on Instagram.